People who act like being a single woman is the worst thing in the world are so sad like I’m having a great time and the idea of finding a partner just sounds like such a chore
The new Johnny Flynn song reminds me of Macarena
Ppl are like ‘I never liked Russell Brand n don’t find him funny but now all the women he assaulted have told on him I am 200% on his side cause innocent until proven guilty innit’
Tracing your family tree would be so fun if all your fckin ancestors didn’t have the most generic Scottish and Irish names
My closest friend from secondary school is living such a cool life now and I’m so embarrassed about how I turned out
The people I work with must never ever find out I have no friends
If I don’t turn out like Phyllis Crane when I’m older then what am I living for
Honestly summer in Scotland this year is just 👌